| 00:00 - 00:03 | The results are in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You will play Jake |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In the toilet bowl |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Fleak came in first |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Beez is second with the other bye |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least I'm not last |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I can take solace in that |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Actually |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There was |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There was a stat correction |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They gave Goff a lost fumble |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want to talk to DH, Beez, PH, and Fleak |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A fucking stat correction? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I came in last on a stat correction? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How can the NFL wait that long |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Every single time |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | All year its been like this |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I didn't even want Kelce |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I got stuck with Kelce for $49 |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I traded Kelce for Kupp and Metcalf |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | That was a value trade |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | METCALF WAS OUT THE NEXT WEEK |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Injuries happen all the time |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | DK Metcalf had never been injured |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He hadn't missed a game |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He was out the next week |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Of course he was |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Kupp never got healthy |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | PH goes on to take 3rd place with Kelce |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Meanwhile I am starting Tutu Atwell |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They didn't score more than 10 points until week 11 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | COMBINED, but it was too fucking late by then |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I started 2-0 |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | dumb luck says I should have won 2 more |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I spent $7 on Watson |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Dak went for $4 |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I spent $55 on Bijan Robinson. I spent $30 on Stevenson. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Beez spent $37 on Pechecko and Kamara combine. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fleak spent $60 on CMC |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But he was finally healthy and scored a million points |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | My only good pick was the Dallas D |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Remember how many pick 6s they had? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I would have won if I would have started them over Indy |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I picked up Gallup but played Josh Kelley |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I played Goff |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | With Stafford on the bench |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now you'll rename my team. But it won't be as clever as it could be. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The best name was already used on PH |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The Phallus Cowboys |
