ECSC2023
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Do we even need a description for the organizational masterpiece that was ECSC2023?
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've told them the tracker stopped working. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The description tells them that |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | he was at DNT Helberghytta |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | then he went to DNT Stordalsbu and then to DNT Laagaros |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and finally he was headed here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So they'll just need to |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | figure out he's headed to DNT Hadlaskard? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm afraid... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It's a bit more complicated than that... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they'll have to guess the square. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can you give me some time with the people who know what's going on at ECSC? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN "GUESS"? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THEY'LL HAVE TO GUESS THE SQUARE? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THERE ARE THIRTY GODDAMN SQUARES AROUND THAT HOUSE! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do you expect them to try all of them? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | DON'T YOU THINK |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THEY HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO? LIKE WEB? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AT LEAST FOR THOSE THEY CAN FIND THE WRITE-UPS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | BUT HOW DO YOU EXPECT THEM TO GUESS THE SQUARE? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | At least the square is on the house |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO CLARIFY THAT? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The GMaps location isn't on the house |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | SO THEY HAVE TO CHANGE WHAT3WORDS TO SATELLITE |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | AND THEN START GUESSING |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WHICH GODDAMN SQUARE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | YOUR CAT STEPPED ON |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WHILE YOU WERE RECYCLING CTF CHALLENGES? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AS IT ISN'T ENOUGH THAT WE DIDN'T HAVE A DRY RUN |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND THAT WE'VE MANAGED TO MAKE A FOOL OF OURSELVES ALREADY |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | TELL ME THAT AT LEAST WE'LL HELP THEM SOMEHOW |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | TELL ME THAT THEY CAN LOG A TICKET AND ASK FOR HELP? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No, that'd be too easy. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'll torture them the same way you torture me... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I shall show them how it feels... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I have an idea.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | MAKE SURE ALL THE TICKETS COME TO ME! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'll make them suffer the same way I'm suffering now |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'll tell them it's a skills issue |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | AND THAT THEY NEED TO "PLS TRY HARDED" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND THEN CLOSE THE TICKET WITH NO EXPLANATION |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, next year the Italians won't fuck up |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There's only one way to forgive you |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I want the USA out of the guest prizes |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Not even third. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Canadians, want them to suffer. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Apply a different weight to their AD score |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but just for them... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Hopefully, this way they place 4th |