| 00:00 - 00:03 | Der furer. We've received an invitation. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's the Prime Minister |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of Canada. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You've been invited to Ottawa |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | as a guest of the Canadians |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Do they understand |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | what the Nazi regime is? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuerer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we've already |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | sent one of our generals |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | his name is Yaroslav Hunka |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever is not reponsible, leave the room immediately. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why I didn't think of this?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Pull a Nazi out of hiding... |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and bring him to parliament... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | to receive a standing ovation! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And be adorned as a war hero! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who is this dictator who pulled this off? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Even I couldn't do this! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What is his name? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | His name is Justin Trudeau |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Since when did Canada become a dictatorship? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Canadians voted for him. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Is he a Communist ... or fascist? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm stuck in this bunker |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and Trudeau travels the world |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | in nice socks |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and praises Nazis?!? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Goes to the Barbie movie with his son |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and introduces gender dialogue at diplomatic events |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and gives away grocery vouchers |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | while increasing carbon taxes |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | His government is wealthy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and I'm stuck in a basement. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | While one of my staff members |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | gets a standing ovation. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why didn't I think of this?!? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And on the eve of Yom Kippur. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That was never on my bingo card. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And yet here we are. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who will he blame for this? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Justin will be fine if he blames the Russians. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Unbelievable. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Canadians voted for Justin, and he's running his dictatorship |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | better than I could have. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I should have taken my direction |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | from the Chinese like Justin did. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I admire China but even I'm not that stupid |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ... or maybe I am. |
