Hitler reacts to magic
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Hitler reacts to the downfall of an HR AI startup. Parody only, no hard feelings
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our clients aren't happy with the app |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They can't do basic functions, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | it loads very slowly, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and LinkedIn is faster and easier |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I would suggest we focus on improving the core functions. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about ontology? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just make it exactly like the Figma |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ontology, WFI… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | And leader experience… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | No one wants these in the product |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And the engineers estimated it would all take 1 year. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Unbelievable! It's the engineers' fault. I want you all gone. Transition away. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They didn't add enough magic. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I want more magic RIOUGHT NIOUW |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Just get the designer to make some new prototypes that capture the magic! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Those engineers are lazy idiots who can’t code! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It should be so easy! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I could ChatGPT the code myself! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They are useless!! The features i want need to be built! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I know what the customer wants! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maybe we should consider some user research |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I’ve been in HR for 20 years! Why would I need that? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Our product is not aligned to their needs |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I already know what the customer wants! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You’re fired, no, you’re transitioned! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Get every engineer on to it! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And get the designer on to |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | More of the magic I want |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | So I can go show prototypes on sales calls! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I have this vision of one app |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | For HR, Leaders, and Employees |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And it should be really easy to build this vision, this magic… |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The designer can do these in a week! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | he’ll do it all, and the coders just have to follow the magic. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My vision! Zero wasted potential! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It will happen, folks. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Magic is real to me dammit! More confetti! More spinning logos! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And it will be magic across our product! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All we have to do is promote our first employee |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | To a title he has no qualifications for |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | To oversee engineering. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok, we’ll just resign… |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Tell the designer… I know he just quit.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but those designs I have no briefs for are due |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | end of this week. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Then our remaining engineers… |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All two of them who are backenders |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Are now full stack. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | #wegettodothis |