| 00:00 - 00:03 | Yes, about Coach Fang… |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He’s refereeing today. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He has 3 games… |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He’s got 2 girls flag football games around here, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And a T ball game here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Call him. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I need a draft strategy. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Coach, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He said… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He said he’s taking a sabbatical. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He said “Block can blow me.” |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks I can’t win without him, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking SHITTING ME? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Dumping me to run around in stripes? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How the fuck could he leave a dynasty to throw hankies at kids? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He did it just to fuck with me! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | TO. FUCK. WITH. ME! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why didn’t Morrison try to stop him? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Where was that “iron fist” I’ve heard about? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | FULL LEAGUE INVESTIGATION, my ass! SCHMUCK! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He’s a good commissioner, he… |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I SAID HE’S A SCHMUCK! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Coach, A commish can’t keep a guy- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | HORSESHIT! He should’ve stopped him. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I hate them both! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I’ll squeeze, s-squeeze… |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Fang’s 32 inch neck myself |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What the fuck am I gonna do? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I need input. Break out your crayolas, willya? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Scratch out an offer he can’t refuse! He can’t piss away 32 years! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | In 5 years the KMFL’ll be legitimate? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That Count Chocula lookin’ bastard! He’s dicking me over!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I’m gonna have a heart attack! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | BLOW HIM? He actually said that? The disrespect! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Y’know what? Fuck him. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I had a team before! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Do any of you remember the Lucky Charms? I did well. I can do it! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The Lucky Charms can win again! Fuck Fang and refereeing! Asshole! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I’ll win it all without him! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I don’t need Kenny to win! I don’t! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I tell you I can DO IT! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t cry. No, he can’t. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can start a new dynasty. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I know the Lucky Charms sucked. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Wasn’t THAT bad. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | All I’ve got to do is stay cool, |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and maybe only have one Maker’s Mark before we start, y’know? Just one little one. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Steady my nerves. To clear my mind. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking back stabber. |
