| 00:00 - 00:03 | We will have to work with comics again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Scyfy also wants a call |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We could get a Panda pop deal |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and then we can begin to assess if there's a local indy fed we can buy |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then we get a deal and you book that show |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's ok Tony will call |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Chicago will get us back on collision next week |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Punk... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Chicago.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Chicago was cheering "Oh cry me a River" |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Jay White is now the face of Collision. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following aren't banned from Collision: Steel, Larry, FTR Bald & FTR Hair... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | TK IS A SPINELESS SHIT! HOW DARE HE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I CREATED A DRAMA FREE WORKPLACE! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I MADE WRESTLING MATTER AGAIN AND THIS IS HOW HE REPAYS ME! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I BOUGHT HIM A NEW SHOW |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I HANDED OUT NEWS TO HAUSMANN |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I KEPT US IN THE NEWS AT ALL TIMES! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND HE THINKS HE CAN JUST PALM ME OFF LIKE A JAGS RECEIVER? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I MADE DARBY ALLIN AND MJF FOR HIM ALL BY MYSELF |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Punk, they were already with Sting and Regal |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | REGAL!!! STING!!!! WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THEM! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sting is doing dives at 64! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | OOOO DIVES. TELL ME WHEN HE GETS A ONE ON ONE WITH |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | UNDERTAKER!!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | OR GETS TO FIGHT IN THE UFC |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I TOOK THAT SHIT SUPER SERIOUSLY |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I WILL CHOKE HIS OLD MAN ASS OUT NEXT! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I SHOULD HAVE THROWN THE BELT AT KHAN LIKE BROCK DID TO VINCE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | EVEN THOUGH I PRETEND I DON'T WATCH ANY WWE YET SEEM TO KNOW EVERYTHING THAT IS GOING ON |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE OTIS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND GUNTHER, BUT I HAVE TO PRETEND I DON'T BECAUSE I AM TOO COOL! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just want to book my friends |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And get paid to run things my way without interference |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Is that too much to ask?! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking Cody knew... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | HE LEFT BECAUSE OF THE ELITE AND I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT A MILE OFF! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He fucking Main Evented Wrestlemania after being back and injured straight away |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I never main evented once! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I held that belt for 18 fucking months! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I had to fight fucking Ryback until I shit blood! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry AJ, he'll find a new hobby to get him out the house soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't believe I am here again |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And now I have to make a call I never wanted to have to make... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Vince... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He's going to job me to Ricochet |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Sure he might hand me US title reign for a few weeks, but we all know what comes next |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Bron or Swerve will get called up and beat me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm the best in the world... |
