| 00:00 - 00:05 | And I told her Risita ay come and do the dishes |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Get that fat ass up |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | And she looked at me, with that chubby face |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | and when she got up, she fell because her belly was so big! |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | she fell on her stomach! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Whale! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Whale! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | She looked like a motherfucking whale |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | A whale! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And I looked at her, and I couldnt hold my laugh because her face was so squeased together |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | She looked like that one monkey I saw once |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | in a zoo! the one with that large nose.. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And I told her, I told |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | her that she looked like it |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | That she looked like that |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | one monkey |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | and then |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | She was about to hit me |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | but she could'nt get up |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | She tried to get up, but her big ass watermelons was dragging her down |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | She was struggling |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | she was...oh my |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But before i could help her to eh to get up, |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | to get up, she started crying |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | and she cried so much, |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | her face started to look like.. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | like a fucking |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | fucking tomato |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | And she didn't stop with the crying! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | ah that whale |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | and then |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | And then |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Our granddaughter came in and |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | she asked who was laying on the floor, and I told her.. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I told her that it was her grandmother. And she said, no, i knew she was fat but not THAT fat |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | She said that? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yeah she said that! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I was so proud of her! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | She learned from me! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Her grandmother was not that proud |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So what happened next |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Well, I continued laughing, and she actually managed to get up |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | I thought she would ask for help because she is to fat to get up by herself |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | But she so heavy I probobly could'nt |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | you okay? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | because I am not! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I am surprised that she isnt in guinnes recordbook for the fattest lady yet! |
