| 00:00 - 00:05 | I want to thank you for having me on today |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | As you know it's Alumni Cup week |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | and it is in the 15th year of the event |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | The Interlopers are so delusional they actually think they have a chance to win |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | What a bunch of morons! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Idiots! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | and even worse... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | ...they put Baker and Siemens in charge of their roster again this year |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Losers |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | They couldn't put together a winning line up if they had McIlroy, Woods, Speith, and Michelson |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | They are all so bad at golf |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | it wouldn't surprise me if they identify as women on Saturday |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | and ask to play |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | from the ladies tee box |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | They will probably show up.. |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | wearing skirts. |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Also, |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | the Alumni are having Vandy spike all.. |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | ..the Interlopers drinks with 50mg of liquid THC |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | they will be high they won't know which end of the club to grip. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | It'll be a shit show! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | The Lopers won't see it coming. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | In all seriousness though, this is really.. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | ..a great event with great comradery.. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | ..between the two squads. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | The Lopers have even managed to win a few.. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | ..It's almost unbelievable. |
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| 02:50 - 02:55 | Interlopers... |
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| 03:04 - 03:09 | It's going to be a massacre.. |
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