The Woodpecker's Folly
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The unfortunate tale of the new attending and his effect on the world around him.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | He has 17 cases today. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Some of these... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | well...you can see yourselves |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Steiner suction cautery has been requested |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | though, I believe it is on backorder. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm sure it will arrive |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | check with FedEx again |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner doesn't even make that instrument |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I called Steiner myself |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following men stay here: Dave, Os-Car, Chim, and whoever you are |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That what what I needed! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Just one Steiner suction! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's $60! Get it from eBay! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | *unintelligible* |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is ridiculous! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Dave, did you read my texts?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I sent you 35 of them! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Did you read even one?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Is this a bad time to discuss the new consult from the ED? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's a perfect time; go ahead |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Are you sure, or was that sarcasm? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No go ahead...REALLY?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And, where's Eric?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You residents |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You need to get your shit together |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What the hell are you thinking?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | *ranting* |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | *ranting continues* ...and I'll break your legs! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ...at least Os-Car shows up on time |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now someone go write the consult note, I'LL SIGN IT |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I trained in Germany |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Then again at UH, God that place was shit |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then at Harvard; the best! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | now, again, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I NEED MY GOD DAMN INSTRUMENTS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | it's in my contract I'd get these things |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | can't even get a good bipolar |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | see all the fucking blood in there?! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | so much God damn blood |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | quiet...he's back on Friday |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe that was harsh |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | No, I could say worse...and I will |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Just wait |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Os-Car, come here |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Have you put in ear tubes before? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Ah, who am I kidding? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll do it myself. |