Hitler reacts to AQA Physics Paper 1 2023
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This is hitler reacting to AQA Physics Paper 1 2023. \n\n\n\n\n
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | So, we have preemptively prepared a maths 6 marker |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And overall |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A nice end to the week |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And, we don't expect to be besieged with theory-heavy 4 and 5 markers |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And our north-east flank is covered by the equation sheet |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Hopefully, the 3rd Soviet Questions will |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Be a well-fought battle for the Germans |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuerher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner didn't even find a worthy calculation; let alone a good question |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He says the grade boundaries will be higher than your ego |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who say it was "ez", please convect yourself into the hall |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT WAS A PHYSICS PAPER? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 47 MARKS ARE FOR MATHS, AND YOU CALL IT A PHYSICS PAPER! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | IF I WANTED TO BUY SOME SHITTY SPRING WITH HARNESS, I WOULD GO TO ALIEXPRESS.COM BUT NOT BLOODY AQA |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | So this is what it has come to |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THAT PAPER WAS A SCAM |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | EVERY QUESTION WAS A SCAM, EVEN THE "MATHS" ONE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THE QUESTIONS WERE NOTHING MORE THAN LAZY, DISINTERESTING FILLER |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ITS LIKE AQA GAVE THEIR COWARD QUESTION-MAKERS FTX AS THEIR WAGE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuerher, at least we haven't been flanked by theory-heavy questions |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BUT THE GRADE BOUNDARIES ARE GOING TO BOMB US! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuehrer, what you are saying is outrageous. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | AM I? THE SCUM ALREADY SAID IT GOING TO BE HIGHER THAN MY EGO! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SUCK YOUR ___ |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You call yourselves physicists, but I |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I spent years, thinking that this paper |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | will be like the physics olympiads |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | BUT NO!, AQA THOSE BASTARDS, THE BEST THEY CAN COME UP WITH |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | IS A FUCKING HISTORY LESSON ABOUT CHEMISTRY IN BLOODY PHYSICS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THAT MY GRADE WOULD HAVE BEEN LIQUIDATED INTO FAILURE, LIKE THAT IDIOT STALIN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never visited a tutoring academy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | yet even I managed to get the 6 markers |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but i don't know how the asians found it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Scumbags |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | FROM THE VERY BEGINNING, I THOUGHT THAT PAPER HAD BETRAYED ME |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | There was jackshit on fission and fusion, but everything on bloody transformers |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I paid for my revision in bloody conversions |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And they paid me with dummy questions that even a blood clot can answer |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Those AQA dimwits, they will me drown in my own incompetence |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Gerda, please calm down, we filled our car tyres up last night |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My essay on kinetic theory has fallen on underpaid workers |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It is impossible to get a grade 9 in these circumstances |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Two years of hard work - lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But, gentleman, if you think I will give up Berlin for Paper 2, you are mistaken |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I would rather put a 24 kg baby in that harness instead |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Do what you want. |