| 00:00 - 00:05 | it was the 21st march |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the guests had paid loads of money |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | they were expecting some of the finest food |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | all the guests were very hungry |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | the food didnt even come |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | jesus |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | jesus |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | the chef forgot to take the meat out the freezer |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | jesus |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | some guy had to order a takeaway he was so hungry |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | the chef said sorry and made them a shitty little salad |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | the worst bit is and you wouldnt believe |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | they couldnt even watch the squash they were stuck on the side |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | they could barely see the front wall |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | the chef had to applogise to all the guests |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | image the shambles |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | jesus |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | some guy came all the way from manchester |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | he was like im fucking starving |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | i paid 150 quid for a side salad |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | and the beer costs 6.50 |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | the only other food was some pork on chips |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | the chef said my sincerly apologies |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | we will get our act together asap |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | this will never happen again we will go vegan next time |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | the guests are never coming again |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | the chef said next time we will give you a cheese board |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | and a croq monsiur for free |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | imagine the reaction |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | they had looked forward for there |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | meal for so long |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | and all they got was some seasoning |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | one of the players even had to withdraw for injury |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | they came to watch less squash and no food |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | it was a complete embarrasement for the whole club |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | shambles |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | they even thought of getting kim |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | imagine kim doing the food |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | some peri chicken and omelette |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | probably burnt with no sauce |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | did they get a refund |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | they got a free massage from robbie milne |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | which was only 5 mins imagine the reaction |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | even jeff and mandy could of done better |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | of the guests made a formal complaint to jenny |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | she said you got your salad and water |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | i will never forget it |
