| 00:00 - 00:03 | Staff: From what we have seen, our population is decreasing |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Staff: Players are fleeing our server at an alarming rate |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Staff: We have hired more incompetent staff, literal rulebreakers |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Staff: Themselves and we have buffed cops even more. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | However, this is not slowing the decline. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Tess: Well we added grave robbing and SSV is coming. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Tess: Fingerguns even made restaurant changes now that he has one |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Staff: Ummm, the general chat |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Staff: Knows we did this |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Staff: They know the devs only add things for themselves |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Staff: The general chat is rioting again |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Tess: Everyone except HyperPed, Aussie, Rain and I guess that's it. Get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Tess: Why do they hate us? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Tess: Just because we lie to them and overpromise |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Tess: Doesn't mean they can counter us with logic |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Tess: We need to do something extreme. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Tess: We will immediately start banning everyone |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Tess: Start with Costco and Boraxe, they won a gun fight |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Tess: Think they can win against cops? HA! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Tess: Next, take out Oinkz. He always makes us look dumb in general. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Staff: But Oinkz only asked about his ticket |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Tess: No FUCK HIM TOO, he always brings up good points |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Staff: But he does so much for the community |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Tess: Who gives a fuck, players don't need events or content |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Tess: While we are at it, ban them all. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Anyone else from GG or FYB that talks. Permaban them. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Tess: Wait Plat and Kitty think they can complain too? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Tess: BAN THEM AS WELL. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Tess: I will ban every single person from this server |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Tess: The server is dead anyways, if we ban them all |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Tess: We won't have to pay server costs |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Tess: I am so sick of people having reasonable expectations of us |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Tess: Hell, I should have never been in charge |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Tess: My only RP was as a taxi driver interacting with locals |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Tess: How can they expect me to run a roleplay server |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Tess: I could try... But no. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Tess: I am just over it, scorch earth this motherfucker |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Tess: Everyday the people want more and more |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Tess: Angry because we told them final fixes on SSV |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Tess: Were almost done. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Tess: Yes that was 10 months ago |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Players: Hold in your feedback or they'll get you too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Tess: They can't be expecting us to put out content players want. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tess: Our devs are too busy working on things for themselves. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Devs: *Nervously thinking about graverobbing and mayor campaign* |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Tess: Why can't they just accept we are all volunteers |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tess: That should excuse our piss poor management of every facet |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tess: Of this RP server. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tess: Keep an eye out for others. Ban them all. |
