| 00:00 - 00:03 | The protesters we've rallied are acting |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | as human shields |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Meal team six and gravy seals |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | have set up emplacements near these food trucks. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We have only the best food trucks. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The greatest, tastiest chicken nuggets. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There are reports... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have intelligence that they are sending in |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Dark Brandon himself. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Ivanka, Don Jr, Eric, and Melania get lost immediately |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DEPENDS I GO |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THROUGH IN A DAY?!? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'VE ALREADY SHIT MY PANTS THREE TIMES |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | JUST THIS MORNING WITH ALL THIS NEWS! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THIS IS YOUR FAULT! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. Trump we tried... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I AM THE BEST THIS COULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Trump, go and change your underwear! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | DEPENDS YOU MORON! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | DARK BRANDON?!?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | HE WILL LEVEL THIS PLACE WITH |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | RED LASER EYES LIKE SUPERMAN! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WHAT DO YOU EXPECT US TO DO AGAINST HIS POWER?!? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | OH GOD I'M SHITTING MY PANTS AGAIN! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WE SHOULD HAVE BUILT A WALL AROUND MAR-A-LAGO! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | DAMN BANNON FOR TAKING ALL THE FUNDS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THIS IS A TRADGEDY OF EPIC PROPORTIONS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My beautiful Mar-A-Lago. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All the money I spent, everything I built |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Mar-A-Lago will fall. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Everything. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THE LOSING LAME STREAM MEDIA DID THIS TO ME |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WE COULD HAVE HAD THE WHITE HOUSE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | WE ALMOST CONVINCED GEORGIA |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | RAFFENSPERGER FUCKED ME |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND NOW I'VE SHIT AGAIN! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, his depends are coming they will clean him soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Losers, all of them |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They are all failures |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's their fault |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No more cocaine for us |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | No more adderal, no more hookers, no more well done steaks with ketchup |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Only what can be smuggled into prison |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | in peoples asses. |
