This Tuesday at Mar-a-Lago

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Trump gets some unsettling news while hunkered down at Mar-a-Lago

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00:00 - 00:03The protesters we've rallied are acting
00:04 - 00:05as human shields
00:05 - 00:07here, here, and here.
00:08 - 00:12Meal team six and gravy seals
00:12 - 00:15have set up emplacements near these food trucks.
00:17 - 00:19We have only the best food trucks.
00:19 - 00:21The greatest, tastiest chicken nuggets.
00:24 - 00:26Mein fuhrer....
00:27 - 00:28There are reports...
00:31 - 00:33We have intelligence that they are sending in
00:34 - 00:36Dark Brandon himself.
00:53 - 00:58Ivanka, Don Jr, Eric, and Melania get lost immediately
01:13 - 01:15ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE?
01:15 - 01:17WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?
01:18 - 01:23YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE!
01:25 - 01:28DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DEPENDS I GO
01:29 - 01:31THROUGH IN A DAY?!?
01:31 - 01:34I'VE ALREADY SHIT MY PANTS THREE TIMES
01:34 - 01:37JUST THIS MORNING WITH ALL THIS NEWS!
01:37 - 01:40THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
01:40 - 01:42Mr. Trump we tried...
01:42 - 01:46I AM THE BEST THIS COULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED!
01:46 - 01:48Mr. Trump, go and change your underwear!
01:48 - 01:52DEPENDS YOU MORON!
01:53 - 01:54DARK BRANDON?!?!
01:56 - 01:57HE WILL LEVEL THIS PLACE WITH
01:57 - 02:00RED LASER EYES LIKE SUPERMAN!
02:00 - 02:03WHAT DO YOU EXPECT US TO DO AGAINST HIS POWER?!?
02:04 - 02:08OH GOD I'M SHITTING MY PANTS AGAIN!
02:08 - 02:13WE SHOULD HAVE BUILT A WALL AROUND MAR-A-LAGO!
02:14 - 02:16DAMN BANNON FOR TAKING ALL THE FUNDS!
02:17 - 02:21THIS IS A TRADGEDY OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!
02:27 - 02:29My beautiful Mar-A-Lago.
02:30 - 02:34All the money I spent, everything I built
02:34 - 02:36Mar-A-Lago will fall.
02:41 - 02:42Everything.
02:43 - 02:47THE LOSING LAME STREAM MEDIA DID THIS TO ME
02:48 - 02:53WE COULD HAVE HAD THE WHITE HOUSE
02:54 - 02:56WE ALMOST CONVINCED GEORGIA
02:56 - 02:59RAFFENSPERGER FUCKED ME
03:00 - 03:02AND NOW I'VE SHIT AGAIN!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, his depends are coming they will clean him soon
03:14 - 03:16Losers, all of them
03:19 - 03:23They are all failures
03:25 - 03:26It's their fault
03:31 - 03:33No more cocaine for us
03:40 - 03:46No more adderal, no more hookers, no more well done steaks with ketchup
03:46 - 03:49Only what can be smuggled into prison
03:53 - 03:56in peoples asses.