Monarch Takes The Island
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Monarch learns that stats and cheat money don't fix stupidity
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | And so we declared war on the 4th |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | but decided to wait 2 days before attacking |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | blue-balling all of Torn. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | NS didn't know what hit them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | since we told them two weeks in advance. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent, our advance Mong Legions |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will penetrate them. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Failüre |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | NS... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | NS launched a pre-emptive strike. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was successful. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody leave, except anyone who can survive a pillow fight. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What in the name of Chedburn |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | are you mongs doing? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | First NS nukes half a million rep from ME |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | making our Hazmat investment pointless |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and then NS starts taking ground from us! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Like some kind of Pillow-waffen-SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All over the forums we're getting roasted |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | harder than 24-hours of Cesium exposure! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We'll recover mein Failüre, using- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Using what? The glitch money? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's enough to buy half of Torn's DB stockpile |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If we do that we admit our stats mean nothing. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is shameful! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | In all my years glitching, scamming, and soliciting nudes |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I have never seen such a shambolic "war" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that we're losing to noobs with 5% our stats. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We have the largest alliance in Torn, ever, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | but it's all third-rate factions because the good ones don't trust us. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | When all we did was backstab them over and over and over. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now I have to order "not one step back" like a losing Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That's not even the worst. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I could handle losing. Even like this. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Everyone gangs up on us anyway. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | f*cking goddamn forum war is a catastrophe! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Noobs and nobodies roasting us |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Brakier soiling himself |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | D3vl and Nova have become our standard |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | now we're the imbesils! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, at least S7 is peaceful |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I want to go back to Inturdency |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Our multis made me not feel lonely |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | F*cking Bogie. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | All we have now is RMT. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I hope Catalysis (CR's main) doesn't make a HRP of this |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That'd just be the cumsock in the drawer. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Rackets are for p*ssies anyway. |