| 00:00 - 00:03 | We know that ezra Dubin is in Merkaz 12 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Whilst zevi Segal, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | intel informs us is in Merkaz 9 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We will have an inside agent opening the door for you |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | where you will have easy access to their rooms to do as you please |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And they still think im frum? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You know everyone in yeshiva??? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer Jacob Feit |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There is one boy who knows of the attrocities you've commited |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He makes memes about you |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody whos laughed at one of these memes, please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE KNOWS!?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S TAKEN TO BUILD UP MY REPUTATION |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | OF BEING A FRUM YESHIVA BOCHUR WHO LOVES LEARNING AND EVEN WEARS WHITE SHIRTS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I would have gotten away with it as well |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR THAT MEME MAKING BASTARD |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | HOW DID HE EVEN FIND OUT?? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | DID SOMEONE HERE LEAK THAT INFO TO HIM?? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | CAUSE EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS 100% TRUE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer jacob feit, he doesn't know about the time you peed yourself |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE KNOWS ABOUT THE BURNT ORPHANAGES IDIOT. BURNT ORPHANAGES |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jacob, he only makes memes, it cant be that bad |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You idiotic swine. He made a bloody UNO meme about me |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A BLOODY UNO MEME |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And you tell me, that everything is gonne be OK!?!? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | OK me this you smelly tuchus |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He's exposed me for my ties to ISIS and HEZBOLLAH |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | HOW AM I EVER GONNA BONE ANOTHER SHANA ALEF WHEN |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ALL THIS CLASSIFIED INFO HAS BEEN LEAKED... IN THE FORM OF MEMES AND HASHTAGS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'VE TORTURED MYSELF TO BECOME WHAT I AM TODAY |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WHAT THE HELL WAS THE POINT OF MY FRUM PHONE I HAD TO ENDURE FOR SO LONG |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I used to ne a normal boy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | a normal boy with normal hobbies and with a normal heart |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and i threw it all away for the frum dream |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | now look at me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A LOSER WHO GETS MOCKED BY SOME GUY NAMED REES FAM AND HIS HILARIOUS MEMES |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | MY ENTIRE SHIDDUCH RESUME IS RUINED BEACUSE OF HIS GENIUS MEMES |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I should have killed him instead |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | INSTEAD OF THOSE LITTLE CHILDREN WITH CANCER |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AT LEAST THEN I'D BE ABLE TO HAVE A CRUSH ON A SHANA ALEF |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry zevi, he'll find a way to bone you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | He has defeated me with his sheer awesomeness |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and brilliant tactical memes which make everyone laugh |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I was never a match for him |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We have to start planning |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Planning my next attrocity which not even REES FAM will be able to comprehend |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | it will involve innocent babies and fire |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Leave me be |
