Trump Has A Bad Week - Taxes, January 6th and Jack Smith
Trump finds out his tax returns have been released, January 6th criminal referrals and Jack Smith!
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have bad news about your tax returns. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Congress is going to make them public. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then the MAGA morons will see them. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They will find out that your typical trailer trash |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | supporter pays more in tax than you. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I am not worried. I have them hidden. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They are with the top secret shit at Mar-A-Lago |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Um, well that is the problem. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The FBI…. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The FBI took all the stuff from Mar-A-Lago. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Even your spare Depends supply. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Kushner, Bannon, McCarthy, Miller, Graham, you stay. Everyone else, get the fuck out of here. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You fucking imbeciles! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This! On top of the January 6th Committee! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They made a criminal referrals of me to the DOJ? What a fucked up week! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This shit, after my company is convicted of fraud |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | because that weasel Weisselberg |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | told the truth instead of lying. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now everyone will know I am not a billionaire. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I can’t imagine anything worse than this. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, there is a guy…Jack Smith. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Jack Smith! HOLY SHIT! He’s a Special Prosecutor! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It cannot be that bad. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Not bad??? It’s not your mushroom in the vise. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Jack Smith means prison for me! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | For years I have jerked the legal system around. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Now I will have Jack Smith kicking my ass!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He won’t kiss my ass like you, McCarthy. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Next you will tell me that my trading card grift was pathetic |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and everyone knows I stole copyrighted images to make them. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Or that Ivanka won’t help with the 2024 campaign. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Those damn tax returns are just the cherry on a pile of shit. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Miller, you goon! Why didn’t you distract them? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You could have used your Central American “caravan” bullshit! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now I will finally be audited, publicly. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The interest and penalties will bankrupt me. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why did I blow a ton of cash on what’s her name’s wedding? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I just pissed all that dough away for nothing! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can’t even remember her name! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Next they may dig up Ivana to see what I buried with her. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I’m broke and screwed. It’s your fault, as always. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Stormy, I am sure he is still good for the $130,000. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Jack Smith means prison for me. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Where every day is hump day. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I’m fucked. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Literally, every day. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I guess there is a “bright” side to all of this. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least I will get three square meals |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and have sex twice a day. |