| 00:00 - 00:01 | Boerne |
| 00:01 - 00:03 | You‘re expecting a win Friday night. |
| 00:04 - 00:08 | Would you please tell, how or why exactly you think you’ll beat CH |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And why you think being undefeated matters. |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Yes. All we do is win |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | DJ Khaled wants to be us. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Your serious? Go ahead. |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | This is basically a home game for us. |
| 00:28 - 00:33 | We will do our normal pre-game meal of Mexican food on the River Walk. |
| 00:40 - 00:41 | Excuse me |
| 00:42 - 00:44 | Excuse me, excuse me. |
| 00:45 - 00:46 | Will you |
| 00:47 - 00:52 | Get there in time to hit the lunch specials? |
| 00:55 - 00:58 | It’s not that funny, we like the party nachos |
| 00:58 - 01:02 | So let’s talk about once you get to the Alamodome. |
| 01:03 - 01:07 | When all those refried beans hit you, how will you deal with |
| 01:08 - 01:11 | The bubble gut, when you’re supposed to be stretching? |
| 01:11 - 01:15 | We just eat extra queso. The cheese will stop us up. |
| 01:15 - 01:16 | Then we don’t have to worry. |
| 01:17 - 01:19 | And we have a sideline potty. |
| 01:21 - 01:23 | We bring it to each game. |
| 01:23 - 01:27 | It’s covered in skid marks, because the waterboy won’t clean it. |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | You can’t play a game on an empty stomach. |
| 01:44 - 01:46 | We just like greasy texmex. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We heard CH has a Duece. |
| 01:48 - 01:51 | In Boerne, we all take a Duece. |
