Penfolds parody
19 views • 12/25/2024
Build tanks they said this is the ultimate tank building exercise that never took place………………….."……………………
00:00 - 00:03 | We have a contract to build 6 boxers |
00:04 - 00:05 | We will build them in Stockport |
00:05 - 00:07 | We will then ship them to the army |
00:08 - 00:12 | For testing and all that good shit |
00:12 - 00:15 | Then ship them to army HQ at Tidworth |
00:17 - 00:19 | That’s good we can ship all 6 at once |
00:19 - 00:21 | Save on shipping costs |
00:24 - 00:26 | Tony we fucked up |
00:27 - 00:28 | We haven’t built any |
00:31 - 00:33 | We sacked the jelly fish |
00:34 - 00:36 | And brought in Adam |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but shingler mannion and Joffrey leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck do you mean we haven’t built 1 |
01:15 - 01:17 | We removed that silly Welsh twat |
01:18 - 01:23 | We got rid of Makin and were meant to rule the world |
01:25 - 01:28 | Now I’m gonna look even stupider than ever in Munich |
01:29 - 01:31 | I will be thrown off the board |
01:31 - 01:34 | I will be working back at Jaguar at this rate |
01:34 - 01:37 | I can’t go back to Toyota |
01:37 - 01:40 | Because I bullshitted about a Lean course |
01:40 - 01:42 | Tony we can build five in a week |
01:42 - 01:46 | You can’t build 1 in 2 years you bell ends |
01:46 - 01:48 | Jamie messed with the routing |
01:48 - 01:52 | He gave me that two years ago |
01:53 - 01:54 | I even brought in Adam to replace him |
01:56 - 01:57 | And now the twat just smiles |
01:57 - 02:00 | Swanning off to Munich when he wants |
02:00 - 02:03 | Telling them how incompetent I really am |
02:04 - 02:08 | I couldn’t build a Lego set |
02:08 - 02:13 | And now I’m well and truly fucked |
02:14 - 02:16 | I have no one else to blame |
02:17 - 02:21 | I couldn’t wire a plug let alone do a routing |
02:27 - 02:29 | At least we got rid of bowlder |
02:30 - 02:34 | And he doesn’t cost us anymore |
02:34 - 02:36 | We can plan and go again |
02:41 - 02:42 | We now need to cover this up to OCCAR |
02:43 - 02:47 | Otherwise I won’t get a job at McDonald’s |
02:48 - 02:53 | Or burger king |
02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe wimpy will take me back |
02:56 - 02:59 | Why didn’t I follow that silly twats routing |
03:00 - 03:02 | And I could have blamed it on him |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry Natasha Freddy will call |
03:14 - 03:16 | At least occar didn’t see the shit show |
03:19 - 03:23 | We can hide all our mistakes |
03:25 - 03:26 | And not show them any |
03:31 - 03:33 | Paperwork |
03:40 - 03:46 | Please tell me they have not been |
03:46 - 03:49 | Or we are dead and buried |
03:53 - 03:56 | Silly Welsh twat 😂 |
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