Hitler's reaction to connect
4,016 views • 12/4/2022
Hitler's reaction to Connect going live across the met. Hopefully this will give overworked staff a bit of a giggle
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir connect is now live by |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Across the whole |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Of the met area |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Ldss have moved property across |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Custody have binned nspis and Copa can't be used |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Is it working |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | As expected |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sir, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | People are saying it's shite |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It doesn't work, its taking hours to do simple tasks |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone below commander level out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We've spent millions |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They should have done the NCALT properly |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The lazy PC's just clicking through |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's okay CRIS works |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I give up they moan constantly |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And don't even start with borough pc's |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Those peasents |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Even CID is struggling |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, can't we just go back to how it was |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't want to hear it! It's staying |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Years we've planned this |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Hundreds of super users |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Trained to help |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | In every department |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | An intelligent system to bring us inline with |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | County forces |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They've had systems like connect for years |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | One system that does everything |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They just need to embrace it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Cops never like change |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We can't write property in to books anymore |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's nearly 2023 |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We are a laughing stock to counties |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can't take it anymore |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Tell them to ring 69555 |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They should help |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or re do the training! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | The CPS can't see my file, it's not just us |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Remain on course, cris |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Merlin and airspace |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Will go next year |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Even if the organisation implodes |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They'll just have to get used to it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And anyone who doesn't can go to |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | NPT |
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