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With the deadline for an RBL creeping into vision, it's time to face the facts for Canada Oil.

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00:00 - 00:03There's a billion barrels,
00:04 - 00:05probably even 2 billion
00:05 - 00:07barrels of oil on our land.
00:08 - 00:12But we're fast running out of money
00:12 - 00:15and rumours of Exxon's interest are exaggerated.
00:17 - 00:19We've begun emergency flaring,
00:19 - 00:21and the field is performing better than expected.
00:24 - 00:26Fuhrer....
00:27 - 00:28The miscible flood...
00:31 - 00:33....has caused a wax build up,
00:34 - 00:36and we cant find any new casings to drill the Fed Deep.
00:53 - 00:58If any of you think i'm bankrupting a 2nd oil company, leave now.
01:13 - 01:15We can't get hold of casings!
01:15 - 01:17I told them we'd booked a drill rig!
01:18 - 01:23Contracted to work through the winter.
01:25 - 01:28And today i find out from Ryan Gaffney
01:29 - 01:31theres no sodding RBL....
01:31 - 01:34..and the only way out of this mess is a JV
01:34 - 01:37with Exxon or Continental,
01:37 - 01:40after i've told everyone i could do this alone.
01:40 - 01:42We don't we raise money via another placing?
01:42 - 01:46Our share price is in the toilet! It's barely above 13p.
01:46 - 01:48Lloyd says he's spoken to Exxon's CEO..
01:48 - 01:52Lloyd hasn't spoken to anyone..
01:53 - 01:54..he's talking out his arse.
01:56 - 01:57He told me to get into CLON
01:57 - 02:00before that duster in Australia,
02:00 - 02:03saying the CEO had emailed him directly.
02:04 - 02:08and before that i was ramped into BOIL by Robbie
02:08 - 02:13as he said he was holding for years......
02:14 - 02:16...and he sold out on the spike!
02:17 - 02:21It's down 50% in just a few days,
02:27 - 02:29and now he's going around saying there's a placing.
02:30 - 02:34Why did i believe him?
02:34 - 02:36Because i fall in love with stocks, that's why.
02:41 - 02:42They've got 5 TCF in Chudditch alone,
02:43 - 02:47and that's before you even take into consideration
02:48 - 02:53the 3D scans from Dunrobin, for goodness sake.
02:54 - 02:56So why are they only £25m Mcap?
02:56 - 02:59Because Robbie's Whale penis...
03:00 - 03:02spunked all the liquidity out of it that's why.
03:04 - 03:07Didn't you follow Robbie into ANGS?
03:14 - 03:16I need to get out of oil stocks.
03:19 - 03:23...have you guys heard about Tintra?
03:25 - 03:26They're raising at a premium!
03:31 - 03:33..and they're going to be dual listed in the USA.
03:40 - 03:46I have no idea whether to hold or sell on the news
03:46 - 03:49...i'm crippled by indecision.
03:53 - 03:56Get Lloyd on the phone.