| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...and the finale of |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the Belgium victory |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | parade will go up through here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Straight into central Berlin |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | with lots of snacks over here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Steiner's southern front army should be |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | paraded all around Berlin. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner has been bypassed by the Czechs. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They were part of the Little Entente. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who isn't controlling an army; leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck happened! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the fucking fuck happened! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How did we declare war on them! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We were going to Anschluss them |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and now we're getting Anschfucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | First Italy joins the allies not us |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and Rommel's tanks get encircled in Austrian mountains |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | because we took our eyes off them for two minutes! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, I can't permit you to insult the soldiers... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We made no progress! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fuhrer, this is outrageous |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Ahistorical has fucking fucked us. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No sense. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | First Poland turns into |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the Peasant Republic |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and conquered all of our future land. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We planned for years on how to play long. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We spent our political power wisely. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I should have had... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Austria and Poland by now and be invading Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never play Germany. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But I wanted to conquer |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | all of Europe. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ahistorical. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I was fucked from the start. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I should have known it would go to shit. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Shouldn't have opposed Italy. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We will make them all pay with their own blood. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They will drown in their own blood. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Switzerland will save us, don't worry. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We captured no land |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | except a few tiles in Poland and one in Belgium. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The game is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But at least we have plenty of time to defend Berlin |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and not lose instantly. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | A few more hours at least. |
