| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you know due to the ongoing the pandemic |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the exams have all been online |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the same as last year. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Therefore the students had full access to |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | all of their notes and past papers. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm looking forward to seeing |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | all their reactions when they find out they failed. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dr Bigot |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the students |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the students are all celebrating |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it's a record number of firsts. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who didn't set a 4th year paper get the fuck out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a disgrace |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | a fucking disgrace |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | grade inflation is ruining the reputation of this university. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You were meant to fix it. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The course is getting too easy |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You're all constantly cutting content |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | replacing it with basic stuff from second year |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | next year these idiots are going to be working on real engi- |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But if the students meet the required learning objectives |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck about the learning objectives. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The course is accredited by the IMechE |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck the IMechE and everyone else |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | bunch of cunts. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The only objective of this university |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | is to cripple the students with debt and depression |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | so that the country still has an engineering shortage. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What is going on in Nanomechanics Borodich |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | 5 years ago 40 percent was a generous mark |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | now every single one of your questions was from the fucking tutorial sheet. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | These retards are learning the course 2 days before the exam and passing with high grades. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | When I set exams I make them hand write out c++ |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | 25 lines all commented for 8 marks |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | takes them over an hour. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What about the projects. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Did the train get built? Did the space drone launch? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And dont even get me started on the fucking spider and snake, ridiculous pieces of shit. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | None of those retards should have got over 60 |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | marking them all from 70 to 75 |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | no matter what crap they submit. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | 45 is still a strong mark Craig. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The formula student car had better be |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the best thing this uni has ever produced |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or else |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm cancelling graduations. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm having marsh and carl setting all of next years exam papers |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | even on modules they don't teach. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The will show them. |
