| 00:00 - 00:03 | The transfer portal is open. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There are players available |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in the south and the midwest |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and mid-major stars looking for |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | playing time at prestigious programs like Duke. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And Roy Williams has retired. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Coach K will dominate the ACC for years to come. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Coach K... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Coach K is stepping down. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's coaching one more season. |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | If you're a Duke fan and you've never set foot on campus, get the hell out of this room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He cannot retire! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | With Roy gone, the ACC was supposed to be ours! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Recruiting was going to be a breeze! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We were going to dominate! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | There would be no one left |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | to intimidate the officials! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We had Jamie Luckie in our pocket! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Ted Valentine! Roger Ayers! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer Coach K is 74 years old! He has grandchildren! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | His hair is still a very natural black! He's ageless! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer! Surely you know he dyes it. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No respectable man that age would continue to dye his hair. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's beautiful! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What is he going to do now? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Television? Are you kidding me? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The man has no personality! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He was born to coach and to work the system! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We were supposed to continue scheduling cupcakes at home! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Who is going to tell them about neutral sites? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who is going to tell them we don't play on the road? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The ACC-Big Ten Challenge . . . |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | the non-conference streak at home! That's still going, right? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We always beat Coppin State! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Unbelievable. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Who is going to teach the lost art of flopping? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Who is going to coach slapping the floor? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Who is going to lash out at the press? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who is going to intimidate the Chronicle writers? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who is going to jump down the throats of student journalists? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | They'll tell him about Scheyer soon enough. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe Brad Stevens is available. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I hear he loves Durham. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | How could he not? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Everyone loves Duke Gardens. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | What is Quin Snyder up to? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Wojo just got fired. He could come back as an assistant. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | As long as it's not Scheyer. |
