| 00:00 - 00:05 | WE GOT 50 MAJOR CHANGE REQUESTS...PRIORITY SHIFTS DAILY |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | IN A WEEK...JUANA COMES ALONG...WHERE IS IT? |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | SHE SAYS LETS DO STABILITY LATER, FIRST WE NEED TO DELIVER |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | WE ARE AGILE COMPANY...WE HAVE A GREAT PLAN IN EXCEL |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | DEPLOY EVERYTHING IN PRODUCTION RIGHT AWAY |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | AND THE ENTIRE DATA PIPELINE WENT TO PRODUCTION |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | THE WHOLE SYSTEM WENT CRAZY INSTANTLY!!! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | NOTHING WORKS TOGATHER ANYORE |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | JUANA AND BARON SCHEDULED AN EMERGENCY MEETING |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | THEY ARE ALL FREAKED OUT |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | WHERE DID THE PLAN GO WRONG? |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | WHAT THE HELL!!! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | BUSINESS TEAM CANNOT SEE ANY DATA |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | ALL THEY CAN SEE IS GARBAGE DATA |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | ROLL BACK, RESTORE THE BACKUP |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | BUT WE DONT HAVE BACKUPS |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | THE BACKUP TASK WAS MARKED AS "NICE TO HAVE" IN THE PLAN |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | WE PUT THIS IN EVERY DASHBOARD |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | FOR THE LAST 6 MONTHS |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | BUT NOBODY LISTENED |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | BARON WAS...OK GUYS FOUCUS, FOUCUS |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | WE CAN REVERSE THE CODE, RIGHT? |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | SURE THING |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | THE DATABASE IS STILL SCREWED UP, THOUGH |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | OF COURSE |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | YOU HAD INCORRECT DATA TRANSFORMATION |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | MAPPINGS IN THOSE PIPELINES |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | NOW THE DATA IS IN A BIG MESS |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | BUT WHAT... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | WHAT ABOUT THE Y-SCALE TABLEAU REPORTS? |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | OH, THAT WILL BE RUBBISH FOR 6 MONTHS |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | ALL THIS FANCY DATA QUALITY REPORT THAT GIVES FLASHY GRAPHS |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | THEY JUST DONT MAKE ANY SENSE...THE MEMBERS BECAME PROVIDERS, THE PROVIDERS BECAME VENDORS AND EMPLOYEES WERE MARKED AS HIGH RISK MEMBERS |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | THE ONES WE CREATED? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | YES, WE CREATED |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | REPORT GOT JUANA AS ONE OF THE MEMBERS WTH CHRONIC ISSUE |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE ANY SENSE OF ALL THAT |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | THAT WAS THE BIGGEST CHAOTIC SITUATION I EVER SAW |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | DIDNT WE GET INTO TROUBLE? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | THEIR MANAGEMENT DEMANDED THAT AN RCA TO IDENTIFY WHAT WENT WRONG |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | APPARENTLY HALF OF WATERMARK'S TEAM WAS AT FAULT |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | THEY DECIDED TO STOP THE RCA PROCESS IMMEDIATELY |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | APPRAISALS FOR OUR TEAM WAS 1 WEEK AFTER THIS |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | THE FUN DOES NOT END HERE... |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | HR SAID NOBODY IN THE TEAM WILL GET AN INCREMENT FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS |
