| 00:00 - 00:05 | So people are asking me to buff the raid |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Help out with your improved fort and spirit buffs |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I don't have any of those. Can you ask someone else? |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Everyone starts getting curious what unicorn talents I have |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Have you ever heard of DPS that don't DPS? |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | DPS: ... |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | DPS: ... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Mages that needs a priest to call for decurses |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | My talents... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Then the same priest does MT healing, but then other people starts needing heals |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | So then the same priest starts needing to do raid heals |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And let's not talk about healing aggro |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Have you ever... |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | ...pulled threat on Noth from healing |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | It's so unbelievable... |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | ...that you can pull threat on trash |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | because your OTs |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | do less threat than you healing |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Don't ask me what they are doing |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | It kills me inside, but I can't heal that |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | then |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | here is positioning |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | We are told to watch aggro on Gluth |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Because our druid healer is kiting |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Why is our druid kiting you ask? |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Our mages tried |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | they really did |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | so many times I lost count |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | we were suiciding with full buffs to give them time to practice |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | world buffs |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | food buffs |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | but |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | none of them |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | ever done any kiting |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | not even to farm or lvl up. They just don't know how to kite |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Wha? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | and they would get killed so fast |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | we gave up in the end |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | So you must think |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | our other healers are watching their aggro at all times... |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Your druid is kiting, of course |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | But I've lost count on telling healers to stop healing and run |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | they are always staring at the boss thinking it would come for them |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | it kills me inside every time |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Do you want to hear about 4HM? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Or Saph... |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I don't think you are prepared for the rest |
