| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gaffa, this weekend we play in the cup final |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | against Flemengo Gaels |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | bad spelling so they must be Irish |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | their wildcard in GW31 was impressive |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the use of mason mount especially proved genius |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | what are our chances? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we won the last game 77 - 72 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Gaffa |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dominic Calvert Lewin |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dominic Calvert Lewin is absolute garbage |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we have no chance with him in the side |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can the Kellburnian scouting team please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I didnt know James Rodriguez would become a woman |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who the fuck signed DCL |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We blew the league because of those useless cunts |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And dont start me on Gareth Bale and Perreira |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We had the best defence in the league |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now we leak more than meghan markle |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | we are a laughing stock |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | what the fuck has happened to parking the bus |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Gaffa we didnt know tyric mitchell wouldnt play |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He plays for Crystal fucking Palace, Crystal fucking palace! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Gaffa, he is young with a good career ahead |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They play Gary Cahill centre half |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You moron |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We should be on for the double |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Our defence was like the Ever Given |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Diego Simeone rang me for advice |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I even used his surname at times |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now we face being beaten by the Irish |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | A real post Brexit disaster |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who the fuck is this Cathal Fleming |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Someone give me some good news for once |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Anything, anything at all |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Make my day please |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Go on |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How do we still have DCL in our team |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | His choice of clothing in a disgrace |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | With that rude boy Tom Davies |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They make James look like a man again |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I want him transferring today or your out |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, it can still come home |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I want to beat these Irish pissheads |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If we dont i fear i will lose my job |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Alan Pardew will get it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He'll make you dance on the sidelines |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Make our changes now, no minus |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Someone in form, this is our time |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Park the fucking bus |
