| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have a nice schedule for Curry this week |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Monday and Wednesday and then |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | a timely b2b on a light Thursday |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Gobert and Mitchell also playing 4 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With some timely adds we may reach 47/49 games |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes my Simmons trade worked to perfection |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Westbrick will sink Kyle's team |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Fultz.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Westbrook.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Westbrook has triple doubled in 9 of his last 10 games |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Hes the #1 player in fantasy this month |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave us except Tobi, OG, Schroder, and Brogdon |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This league is fucking BROKE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Westbrook is a below average PG |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This busted scoring system rewarding his stat padding |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Stealing rebounds and hunting assists |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It is a travesty against basketball |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Sickening how this play style is rewarded |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | A former MVP as a tank commander |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | An absolute FARCE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr Fultz, if Chef Curry can keep cooking.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Scoring points means JACK SHIT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Maybe he can catch some long rebounds |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Everything bounces to fucking Draymond |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fucking Donkey |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | gets 2 points but 12 assists |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Every Steph 3 is blunted by a Draymond assist |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Plus hes a guarenteed 4 steals/blocks |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Yet my defensive wings are fucking allergic to steals |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Bridges and OG combining for 3 fantasy points Tuesday night |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'd be better off picking up Mattisse playing 10 mpg |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Schroder can't get over 6 assists? Poeltl is BABY SHIT SOFT |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All the trades and waiver pickups |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And Kyles gonna take a 1100 point dump on my chest |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fraud ass team gonna get his shit pushed in in the finals |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Meanwhile |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Greez and Joe playing at Weenie Hut Jr |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I would have smoked either of their teams |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Some fucking reward for getting the 2 seed |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I knew I should have tanked to the 4 seed |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Joe's Our Lady of Lourdes ass squad |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont cry Joe, FVV might come back Friday |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I cant watch this shit anymore |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Mitchell getting 30 points on 30 shots |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fraud |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We're all frauds |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Im done setting my bullshit lineup |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Got a wedding to go to |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck all yall |
