| 00:00 - 00:03 | We think Laming is on Facebook |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | but should be here soon. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Steam cleaners are here |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | in the meditation room ... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | on 'that' desk ... and in other places. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Doesn't matter ... people love |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | me and my Bunnings shit. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Um, Prime Minister ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Grimshaw ... |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | Grimshaw f*cked us up ... bad, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and not just with inner-city wokies. |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | Porter, Gaetjens, Abetz stay. Everyone else, f*ck off. |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | This shit should be over by now! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I went to Hawaii in the middle of a bushfire! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | People got over it. They forgot! Even the stupid f*cking handshakes! |
| 01:25 - 01:26 | How good is that? |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | [Sound of sphincters tightening] |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Angus Taylor is dodgier than ... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | a Pete Evans BioCharger! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But people got over it! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I did research on the BioCharger. It works. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the f*ck up, Craig Kelly! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Prime MInister, the so-called experts are wrong. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You and Zumbo are f*ckin killing us! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Sleazy pricks everywhere! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've wheeled out Jen and the kids. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I've said rape is bad. And not just for me. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I've pretended to listen. I've pretended to learn. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It's been six long footy-free weeks ... |
| 02:08 - 02:14 | What more do these over-educated podcasting banshees want? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Not even Abetz can talk sense into them! |
| 02:17 - 02:22 | It's like they won't stop until we give them dignity and respect. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And how many seats do they want? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And at what expense to men?? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What has the world come to? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Do people really think |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | they deserve better leadership |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | than me, Dutton, Porter, Joyce and Tudge? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well, so be it ... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If they think Wong, Plibersek, Keneally, Aly and Burney |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | have more to offer ... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Just not Dutton. NOT DUTTON! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I built a f*cking cubby house! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I cooked curries, with all the proper spices and powders! |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | Australians have let me down. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | How. Good. Is. That. [sobs] |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell that blowhard Leigh Sales I'll do 7.30. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll go out in a blaze of glory ... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | all over that empty chair. |
