| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Romans are inviting us for a banquet at 3 o' clock in eleven days time. |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | So starting from tomorrow, we will have to travel South to get to Rome. |
| 00:07 - 00:15 | They told us that we can expect a scenic view at the dinner table, which will grant us a view of the mountain ranges there. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Yes, okay, I get it. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just cut to the chase. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The host... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The host have instructed us to attend the dinner without our fine German plates and tableware. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They said we need to abide by their dining etiquette. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who will not be travelling with me to Rome, leave the room immediately. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What bullshit is this?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Dont they ever eat with a fork, knife, spoon and a plate?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do they not respect their guests or do they see Germany as their enemy? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Allies? Seriously? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Futuo! Those bloody Romans! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What a bunch of disgusting and barbaric Romans! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They only know how to eat with their filthy hands and feast on peacocks brain |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and mackerel gills until they explode by the intestines!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer! I believe that we can persuade the Romans to accede to our requests and bring along our own tableware. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU MORON!! You must be a complete fool to think that the Romans will accommodate us Germans. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer! I believe we can bribe them with our stockpile of food- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They can eat peacock brains, lark tongues and vomit their food when theyre full so that they can eat more, but not us! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Not us Germans! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We feast on fine delicacies such as Thuringian potato dumplings, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | perfectly grilled Bratwurst and spiced honey cakes. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We do not lie on our sides, purge when we are full only to gobble down more
GARBAGE! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Its bad enough that they are barbaric people. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now we must eat like them and cannot bring our own plates and tableware. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Eating with plates and cutlery has been running in our blood! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | When we hosted them, we gave in to ALL of their requests! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought the two countries were respectful allies. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I allowed them to vomit on our marble floors, gave them three days worth of food when we hosted them. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Do you know how much effort and money I had spent on that reception banquet for them? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All these while
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| 02:43 - 02:47 | I was looking forward to attending the meal in Rome and chatting with my Roman general friends. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why would they just not let us bring our plates and tableware there? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can understand they eat without plates and cutlery. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But we Germans cannot eat without our plates and cutlery! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Why are the Romans so unreasonable?!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay, hes not talking about you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Its alright. We shall adapt to their atrocity and eat with our hands. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Since the Romans insist that we cannot bring our plates and tableware with us along. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I give up. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Time to learn to eat with our hands instead. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We can learn how to eat with our hands and be uncivilised. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But we will need to practice before going. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We need to start learning now. |
