| 00:00 - 00:03 | In readiness for the course opening |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we have cleared trees, here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and at the minute, the back 9 is open for sledging |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but only on the 17th here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | good news for the members |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | as they are not able to play golf |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Henri |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | its not |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | its not for the members, its the general public |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | but Andy Baines has tested it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I don't understand this nonsense. Green staff leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | sledging and cutting tree's |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | what is wrong with the fucking tree's ? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We are a members club |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and we let the general public, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | who's dogs shit outside Harps house |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | onto the course to ruin it for the members. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What about the conditions of the greens and tee boxes |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | is there no work to do there |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Henri, the greens are in good condition |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you fucking joking me you cunt ? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Henri, the consultant says the course is mint |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care what the consultant says, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | prick, he does less work |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | than those guys from Tfl, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | costs a fortune and all we |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | have to show for it is no trees |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The greens are so shit |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | that Megson 4 putts |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | week in week out |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | it's a joke, a fucking joke ! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Where is Cunnane when you need him? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | he has the right idea |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | put barb wire across the 17th fairway |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | but he got pissed off, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | because Calver parked in his parking space. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We need to sort this mess out |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | or we will lose members |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | probably to Northwood, Haste Hill |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and Sandy Lodge |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Theresa, you will still get a holiday fund |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And then there is the South Africans |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and the bricklayers |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | but please, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | lets not forget HP |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | it's been months since he has submitted a supplementary card |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | spare a thought for him |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Selfish bastards! |
