| 00:00 - 00:05 | And he said, Timo we need to launch the 20th |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | C'mon guys we don't have much time left |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | But I still need to give you the specs for the last product |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I will stay up till 2am making them for you guys |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | But in the end he just ended up sending a spreadsheet |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | A spreadsheet |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Excel spreadsheet |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And we thought he meant it and would actually send a specsheet |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Spreadsheet |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | The fact that we believed him, and thought that he really meant it |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And then on top of that thinking that we would really |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | received the schema in time to plan the migration |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | The database schema |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They gave it to us the 19th |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | 84 pages long |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | We launch the 20th |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | 84 pages |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | No sensible table names |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | No communication whatsoever |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | But then, he told the community we launch the 20th |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | No real specs |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | No real feedback whatsoever |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No, but completely seriously |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We need to launch the 20th of January |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | That's what I agreed to with Coenie |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | And then he sends us the last product on the 19th |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | We launch the 20th |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | With no database scheme |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | And no migration plan put in place |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | The 20th |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | "But it's easy" |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | "It's really easy" |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | "Just move the data over" |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | "It should only take 2 days" |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | "You can deploy an entire Ethereum contract in 5 minutes" |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | "How hard will it be?" |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | How hard can it be, really |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | None of them have any programming experience |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | But they want to tell us how to do our job |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | "You only need 2 days to migrate the data" |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So what are you going to do? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | We'll just keep telling them it will be ready next week |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | And hopefully at some point they will realize it's not finished yet |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | What's the worst that can happen? |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | We launch the 20th |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | With no schema and no last product |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Never work with people older than 50 years |
