| 00:00 - 00:03 | Your Destiny 2 Beyond Light Expansion is out. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I went and picked it up for you... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...from this GameStop here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You get the exotic pulse rifle "No Time To Explain".. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...once you finish the campaign. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't want that stupid pulse rife.. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...I want to go get Hawkmoon. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ummmmm.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ummm...Hawkmoon is coming at a later unspecified time. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Bungie isn't going to put it out till much later we think. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks this expansion is bullshit leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THOSE STUPID FUCKS AT BUNGIE!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY DO THOSE COCKSUCKERS KEEP DOING THIS!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | BUNGIE CONSTANTLY FUCKS IT'S PLAYERS IN THE ASS!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I HAVE PLAYED SINCE DESTINY 1! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And here we go again! Teasing us with Hawkmoon before launch! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Those stupid fucks! What are they doing? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Such fucking trash! Cocksuckers all of them! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Bungie was working hard from home... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIE HOLE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But..they even did sound effects from home.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh yes a breast pump for a sound effect! FUCK THAT! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They always do this shit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They promise a great expansion.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ...and we get a steaming pile of doodoo! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I am so tired of their fucking shit! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I WANT FUCKING HAWKMOON NOW! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But noooooo we get a stupid ass pulse rifle and exotic armor you can't even get! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | OH JESUS CHRIST WHY IS THIS SO HARD? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They are so clueless these fucks! Giving us trash! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Great...I am so pissed I just shit myself. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I LITERALLY JUST SHIT MY DAMN PANTS IM SO MAD! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fucking sunsetting weapons too! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck my life. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All I wanted was to go get HAWKMOON today but no that's too hard! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why do I keep buy their shitty ass expansions? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Always the same lies! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "Hawkmoon is coming back" and then they fuck me in my ass! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And I don't like my ass FUCKED! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok he doesn't know your account is free to play. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | For years I have played... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...and for what? To have my balls teased? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Destiny sucks. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I am so stupid. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I guess I am glutton for punishment. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | No fucking Hawkmoon. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Cocksuckers. |
