| 00:00 - 00:05 | I first met Eli on the Ark Caveman discord |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He said he was the Alpha and could wipe anyone |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I was like, are you sure bro? |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | He said yea, you are a bob and shit at the game |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Then I killed his allos |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | His bred Allos |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | With 200+ armour saddles |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They failed like his simping attempts |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | He was sooo Salty |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | He flew them in from Rag, all the way to my base |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Mounted them on a platform quetz saddle |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Then after he managed to get them inside............I ate them. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Ate Him |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | and took his saddles |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I heard him launch his controller |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and Slap his Mrs |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | and just when you think |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | this simp couldn't be any more stupid |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | he brings a couple more allos |
| 01:21 - 01:26 | I fed them to my basilisks like a bargain bucket from KFC |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | then this noob name Khaos |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | kept jumping into my base |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | and in all seriousness he was a brave man |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | He flew in like superman |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | face first |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | My velos 187'd his ass |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | he lasted 5 seconds |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | like Eli on his allos |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | as if that wasn't bad enough, i threw his body to my dodos |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | That's were I throw all my garbage |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Just Maybe |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Maybe |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | There are some bobs on Val |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | looking for a simp to be number 4 in their tribe |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Cause Hebi sure don't need him getting their allos killed |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Is he weak? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | like a new born baby! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | a baby even the mother would not want |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | the audience know! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Maybe he can join Halo |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Can you respect such a man? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I respect the fact his team carry him but could you respect someone so weak with such little skill? |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | like a dodo |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Bobs laugh at him on the beach |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Would you have him on your team? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Of course not |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | the smallness of his muscles is only eclipsed by the smallness of his dick! |
