| 00:00 - 00:03 | Caggs, the news is not good |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We believe the Vampires |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Beaumaris are closing in |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The SMJFL has said in light of Covid 19 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | all Bayside clubs must be rationalised |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm not worried |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We can fuck the Zebras |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Caggs |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Zebras |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Zebras are a better side than us |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Everyone is saying it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Carlton, Rovers, Potato cakes, Cripps - I love them. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fuck the SMJFL |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And the fucking Vampires |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | With their fucken names on their bags |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And that lovely kiosk |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Hot Dogs and lattes |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And those blonde ladies with fake titties |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You think we can't match that |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | with fucking almond milk and botox |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Caggs they say the vampires have fried AND steamed dim sims |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck dim sims I like cakes of potato! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Caggs they have more than one ground |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You've sucked off Stephen Mount |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And the mayor!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you think those dickheads |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | have ever woken at 4am to check a ground |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | for dog turds in the centre square??? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've given my life to this club and all you |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | cockheads can do is just stand there |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | like I'm telling the Billy Idol story again |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I tell you it gets better with each telling... you fucknuts! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My son played quite well on the weekend |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But I must get back to Billy Idol - a rooting machine |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not like the those Vampire Dads |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You Dad's deck c*nts... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | My God you're the worst fucking gamblers I know! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Pissing our money against the wall with multi after multi... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And we haven't had a single collect |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Oh and all that Perth shit with McPhee and Sharp |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Do you think anyone gives a fuck? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay Julie, I'm sure he'll get the salsa and cornchips. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't believe they chose the Zebras |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | After everything I've done for junior footy |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I feel sick |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Macca, get me a potato cake |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We'll tell the SMJFL I want to meet with them to discuss |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | those Vampires and their fucking kiosk. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I do like hot dogs. |
