KNC Board Meeting About GAW VaultBreakers
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Welcome to the KNC board meeting. We've located GAW VaultBreaker factories here, and here. Each factory produces VB and VB Mini units. They are strategically located near shipping partners in the area. Why are you telling me this?
00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome to the KNC board meeting. |
00:04 - 00:05 | We've located GAW VaultBreaker factories |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Each factory produces VB and VB Mini units. |
00:12 - 00:15 | They are strategically located near shipping partners in the area. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Why are you telling me this? |
00:19 - 00:21 | They are not a threat to our Titan. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sam... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They increased hashing power on VB units... |
00:34 - 00:36 | ... to 350Mh and 750Mh each. |
00:53 - 00:58 | All KNC employees who pre-ordered a VB leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Who do these guys think they are? |
01:15 - 01:17 | 750Mh units are completely absurd. |
01:18 - 01:23 | You cannot beat KNC in the hardware game. |
01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
01:29 - 01:31 | Do they expect us to just roll over? |
01:31 - 01:34 | We will crush them. |
01:34 - 01:37 | They probably can't even deliver on their promised increase. |
01:37 - 01:40 | We will not compete with these clowns. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sam, their CEO made a public statement... |
01:42 - 01:46 | I make public statements everyday. It means nothing. |
01:46 - 01:48 | He swears they will not allow us to beat them to market. |
01:48 - 01:52 | How many free hash upgrades do we have to give people! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Unbelievable! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Now I have to upgrade Titan hashrate again. |
01:57 - 02:00 | How many boxes will each customer get this time? |
02:00 - 02:03 | Are we going to make them build their own miners again? |
02:04 - 02:08 | KNC does not make Legos. |
02:08 - 02:13 | We are going to have to send a Semi-Truck load to each customer. |
02:14 - 02:16 | GAW is driving me crazy. |
02:17 - 02:21 | I'm putting a bounty on Josh's head. Take him out! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Free megahashes to anyone who stops them. |
02:30 - 02:34 | They must be stopped. At any cost. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Free megahashes from the almighty KNC. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Enough is enough. |
02:43 - 02:47 | We need to plant a trojan horse inside GAW HQ right away. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Someone who nobody will suspect is actually smart. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Someone get Thomas, he's our man. |
03:00 - 03:02 | GAW will never suspect that he's on our side. |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Thomas, he would never do that. Probably. |
03:14 - 03:16 | They cannot beat us to market. |
03:19 - 03:23 | It must be possible to stop them somehow. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Somehow... |
03:31 - 03:33 | Thomas can help us. |
03:40 - 03:46 | If we retaliate they will just upgrade again. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Someone go track down Josh... |
03:53 - 03:56 | ... and slash his tires. |
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