| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our Ignorance made us believe we've ruled the Airsoft Market. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our spies revealed shocking information. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It seems Mach1 has a new Mega Shop |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All customer service and relations went un-interrupted. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They have instantly become Canada's largest airsoft shop. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That won't be a problem... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We have shooting range. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have a flippen airsoft simulator and range. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and more customer service reps to better serve clients. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has shopped at Mach1, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Organizing a huge renovation without interrupting customer service? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We were supposed to rule the Canadian Airsoft market! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now they have an elite shop to match their elite service! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We are royally screwed!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They gave us no time to prepare for this! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why couldn't they announce this months ago and experience delays like everyone else! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I was going to import whale fat bio .12gram bb's as the next big thing. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we all know that's a horrible idea! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you saying I've lost my touch?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you lost your touch a long time ago. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'll give you a lost touch! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I bet they'll be coming at us from all fronts! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I suppose they'll be carrying all kinds of gear as well. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And how are we supposed to counter this simulator?! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why can't we come up with new and creative ideas. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How could we? After the epic failure of our detachable rear stock grenade. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We should have known we lacked any creativity at all. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We need another plan. Any plan!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What am I surrounded with? I hire you guys to keep us on top. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Our walls are full of M4's. Where is the variety? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We need to present different options. But what's the point.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Mach1 has done it. We can't do this any better. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Everyone likes them! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I've heard of people walking in and spending hours chatting laughing and talking airsoft in their old shop. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They'll never leave this new shop now! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We should have seen this coming. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And now!! What's the point?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, I put our applications in to Mach1 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I need to get them on the phone and try to reason with them. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I won't take full responsibility for this. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | One of you is going down. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You know who you are. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We need more information to validate this. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Contact Mach1 immediately. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need a stiff drink. |
