| 00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Walz, we are now 190 days into 15 days |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | to slow the spread |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The citizens are restless all across |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the state. But particularly here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in the land of rocks and cows |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get my brown jacket, blue shirt |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | jeans, and brown shoes |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Walz |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The citizens..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The citizens are noticing |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | that you wear the same thing every day |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except for Steve, Jan, and Peggy get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why are the citizens so upset? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Do they realize this is the Republicans' fault? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | If they would have supported the mask mandate |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and bonding bill |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't be sad, Mayor Frey |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I would have reduced restrictions |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | on all the other businesses I haven't yet destroyed |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and then publicly taken all the credit for myself |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Masks are useless sir, everyone knows that |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Virtue signaling is never useless. It's a basic tenet of our party |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Herr Walz, restrictions are killing small business |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nonsense! I was just at a locally owned hair salon |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and coffee shop just this week |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I posted it to Twitter even |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | So how could anyone claim with a straight face |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That we're not All In This Together. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I didn't even send my goons after them, even though |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | a small child did not socially distance nor wear a mask near me |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Doesn't she know how many Sweet Martha's cookies I eat |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That keep me in the high risk category for the 'rona |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Don't these kids learn anything in school? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was at a school last week and performed bus duty |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All the buses were empty |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | due to distance learning |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But I didn't let that stop me from donning a safety jacket |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And holding a walkie talkie. And of course wearing my mask. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | My supporters just lap that shit up. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Of course many on social media were mean to me |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | doesn't anyone know I was a former teacher |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | People hate him more than you, stop crying Jacob |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now the election is fast approaching |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Many people say Minnesota is going to turn red |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Because of me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I could have stayed in the national guard |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But no one liked me. And I didn't want to get deployed. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Running for governor was my only option. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Who knew I would destroy the state so soon |
