| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you know mein Fuhrer, this week we are away to Woking |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There's a bus replacement service from Clapham Junction |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | so it might be better to drive |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have plenty of cars |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We can go round the M25 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Has the team been informed of their selection? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The lucky bastards |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer......... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Players.......... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Players of No Ability have staged a coup |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They've been plotting for ages |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody out except for O'leary, Coll, Smith and Reardon |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I knew they were up to something. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Whispering in corners behind my back |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And I know who's behind it,, its that jumped up mini cab driver Masterson isnt it! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Him and that Welsh wanker, they're in it together aren't they! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Who else is involved! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Walton I bet, with his Whats New Pussycat bollocks |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fucking Geordie. Couldnt even mark a leaf |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And Booker. Just once I asked him to miss his Mother's birthday |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, most of them have joined the coup |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care. They're all fucking useless |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, what do you want us to do? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I hold you personally responsible Colly |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | His your best mate. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You could have stopped him |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Promised him a date with a distant cousin, that would have been enough! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But now its to late |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now he has all of them under his spell |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | with the promise of brand new kit and a football each to warm up with |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Most of them can't even kick a fucking football |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They'll end up the laughing stock of the whole league |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | After all I've done for the club |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If it wasn't for me there would be no club |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All the league titles and cups I've won |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The most gifted footballer of his generation! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Week after week, Season after season! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The most successful club in the league! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All down to me, no one else! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now these upstarts think they can do better! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I wont fucking have it, do you hear me! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Shani. It will be alright |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose he'll play four four two |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Everyone knows four four two doesn't work in modern football |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Never |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He'll ruin everything I've ever worked for |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They'll come running back to me when they realise none of them know how to head the ball |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and I have to give them another rmasterclass |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Its not over............ |
