| 00:00 - 00:03 | Dr. Hinshaw has been gaining such popularity |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | She has such command presense |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Even in Calgary |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I know it's difficult to believe |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | She even has tshirts made with her image on them |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | She's just a physician |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We can rip up her contract |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Premier Kenney |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They're calling |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They're calling for her to become Premier |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and the people love her. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who agrees with this should leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Shandro should be taking the heat |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He is my fall guy |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | for all the cuts to healthcare funding! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But no! He had to yell from a driveway |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Throw sand, a child in a sandbox |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He was going to make so much money |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | from his wife's remote care app. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He should have gone into hiding sooner! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Premier, what about Dr. Hinshaw? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Steven told me to make Shandro Minister |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Premier, she is so calm, skilled, intelligent |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Steven was going to make ME deputy PM |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | When he wins the next election |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I have to find a way |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to be more popular |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I can't face not going back to Ottawa |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I have to move out from my mother's basement |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I have only one choice |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have to start briefing the press on COVID |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and use Dr. Hinshaw as bait so that the |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | press will still bother to attend |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can do just as good a job |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can say incubate! and tell people |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | about all the numbers with a |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Power Point presentation |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can take my jacket off so it looks like I've been working hard |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can even have Verna Yiu stand beside |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | me for an hour. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I need to be more popular! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You're right, you shouldn't have voted for him. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We can only hope Hinshaw continues to |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | advise me because I have no idea what those numbers mean, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | no idea about N95s |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | or when to wear them. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I should ask Doug Ford what his secret is. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Otherwise, I'll have missed the opportunity to |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | benefit from this pandemic. |
