Kenney pulls Dr. Hinshaw from pressers

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Premier Jason Kenney wanted more positive publicity. This is the way he went about getting it.

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00:00 - 00:03Dr. Hinshaw has been gaining such popularity
00:04 - 00:05She has such command presense
00:05 - 00:07Even in Calgary
00:08 - 00:12I know it's difficult to believe
00:12 - 00:15She even has tshirts made with her image on them
00:17 - 00:19She's just a physician
00:19 - 00:21We can rip up her contract
00:24 - 00:26Premier Kenney
00:27 - 00:28They're calling
00:31 - 00:33They're calling for her to become Premier
00:34 - 00:36and the people love her.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who agrees with this should leave now
01:13 - 01:15Shandro should be taking the heat
01:15 - 01:17He is my fall guy
01:18 - 01:23for all the cuts to healthcare funding!
01:25 - 01:28But no! He had to yell from a driveway
01:29 - 01:31Throw sand, a child in a sandbox
01:31 - 01:34He was going to make so much money
01:34 - 01:37from his wife's remote care app.
01:37 - 01:40He should have gone into hiding sooner!
01:40 - 01:42But Premier, what about Dr. Hinshaw?
01:42 - 01:46Steven told me to make Shandro Minister
01:46 - 01:48Premier, she is so calm, skilled, intelligent
01:48 - 01:52Steven was going to make ME deputy PM
01:53 - 01:54When he wins the next election
01:56 - 01:57I have to find a way
01:57 - 02:00to be more popular
02:00 - 02:03I can't face not going back to Ottawa
02:04 - 02:08I have to move out from my mother's basement
02:08 - 02:13I have only one choice
02:14 - 02:16I have to start briefing the press on COVID
02:17 - 02:21and use Dr. Hinshaw as bait so that the
02:27 - 02:29press will still bother to attend
02:30 - 02:34I can do just as good a job
02:34 - 02:36I can say incubate! and tell people
02:41 - 02:42about all the numbers with a
02:43 - 02:47Power Point presentation
02:48 - 02:53I can take my jacket off so it looks like I've been working hard
02:54 - 02:56I can even have Verna Yiu stand beside
02:56 - 02:59me for an hour.
03:00 - 03:02I need to be more popular!
03:04 - 03:07You're right, you shouldn't have voted for him.
03:14 - 03:16We can only hope Hinshaw continues to
03:19 - 03:23advise me because I have no idea what those numbers mean,
03:25 - 03:26no idea about N95s
03:31 - 03:33or when to wear them.
03:40 - 03:46Maybe I should ask Doug Ford what his secret is.
03:46 - 03:49Otherwise, I'll have missed the opportunity to
03:53 - 03:56benefit from this pandemic.