| 00:00 - 00:03 | I know the lads trip abroad |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | is so expensive because of Covid |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But Ive found a cheap deal in Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Its only a 2 star hostel |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | on the outskirts of the city |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Its close to the main nightlife? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Close enough that Foran wont need a map? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Forans... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Forans camera lense and tripod are broken |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its going to cost him £800 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that didnt come to Benidorm leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Ive been stuck in for 4 months! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Watching Downton Fucking Abbey |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Living off Fray Bentos and 9p Noodles! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Wiping my ass in the bloody shower |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | With the thought of this piss up |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Keeping me going! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And he needs a fuckin lense |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | To take pictures of squirrels |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir hes made a promise... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What bull shit promise? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | To take photos at Terrys wedding |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Im sick to death |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Of this bloody camera |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | First there was York |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Then the piss up round Marks |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now the big one to Berlin |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Whats he doing to these cameras |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Im gonna go round to his house |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Get this bloody camera |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And stick it up his arse |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Hes spent tens of thousands |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | of pounds on the stupid thing. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | For Christ sake |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I thought wed finally |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | made a breakthrough, making his realise |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | how Jordan Henderson benefits the team |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I thought with how well |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | we were doing hed forget about the photography |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But hes still obsessed. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Anne hell take the wedding pics |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess well have to make do |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Without the snow jacket in the sun |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Him getting lost |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Doing shots |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Having him kick off for leaving him outside pissed |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and not dragging him inside |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Send an invite out to Richie. |
