00:00 - 00:03 | ...and following Thanksgiving break |
00:04 - 00:05 | when Will Sullivan returns |
00:05 - 00:07 | from New York, we can bid him |
00:08 - 00:12 | And that should get us over 20 |
00:12 - 00:15 | Which is more locks than last fall |
00:17 - 00:19 | Yes and plus McCastlain, |
00:19 - 00:21 | Trent Gahm, and Sam Stollenwerck |
00:24 - 00:26 | Hoehn.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Brandt texted us |
00:31 - 00:33 | Sam was talking to him yesterday |
00:34 - 00:36 | And they all plan to pledge Sigma Chi |
00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone not involved with the rush process to leave the room now |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK |
01:15 - 01:17 | Those guys committed to us in OCTOBER |
01:18 - 01:23 | Brandt took them to his beach house! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I saw the instagram and everything! |
01:29 - 01:31 | ............ |
01:31 - 01:34 | Now our class is just numbers guys |
01:34 - 01:37 | EXACTLY like the year before |
01:37 - 01:40 | How are my SAE friends going to take me seriously? |
01:40 - 01:42 | We still have Andrew Hamilton, who SAE rushed hard |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a FUCK about Andrew Hamilton |
01:46 - 01:48 | He's good looking and girls like him |
01:48 - 01:52 | If I wanted more private school dry kids |
01:53 - 01:54 | we would have made Derrick Baber rush chair! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Phi Delt is never going to change |
01:57 - 02:00 | If we can't convince a few cool guys every year |
02:00 - 02:03 | to make an objectively bad decision! |
02:04 - 02:08 | All you have to say |
02:08 - 02:13 | Is that girls will start to show up to our parties |
02:14 - 02:16 | as soon as "probation" is over |
02:17 - 02:21 | That illusion has worked for YEARS |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'm tired of the same 12 Chi os |
02:30 - 02:34 | showing up to our house to drink my punch |
02:34 - 02:36 | nothing ever changes |
02:41 - 02:42 | Why did we pay that DJ at Risky Business |
02:43 - 02:47 | 10 GRAND if it cant convince three guys that we are cool? |
02:48 - 02:53 | I mean he had 90,000 Spotify followers! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe if the sophomores had listened |
02:56 - 02:59 | and all bought bean boots like I asked |
03:00 - 03:02 | we could have appealed to them more |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Justins is still happening tomorrow |
03:14 - 03:16 | Milan can take over from here |
03:19 - 03:23 | I know a few MUS seniors coming to Vandy |
03:25 - 03:26 | Who should be Phis next fall |
03:31 - 03:33 | That should be a good start |
03:40 - 03:46 | To save Milan the humiliation I have suffered |
03:46 - 03:49 | due to Sam Stollenwerck's hypnosis |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'm going to put on my robe and go to bed |