| 00:00 - 00:03 | Stratford residents are upset |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They've held public meetings |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It started in the Hamlet Ward |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There's even an online petition now |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And people are signing it from all over Stratford |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's probably nothing |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They don't even know what they want |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chairman |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Heritage |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Heritage. They're saying we should protect the heritage |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They like old buildings... and trees |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who wants to go on a heritage walk should get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | These bloody elitists |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What's so special about old buildings? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And trees! Who the hell gives a damn about trees? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They probably go the Festival every year |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And I bet they don't even like hockey |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Tim Hortons isn't good enough for these people |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They always prefer Revel |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They always want Revel or Balzac |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Balzac does an excellent Flat White |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Flat White? What's wrong with a Double Double? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Chairman. Perhaps we can stop talking about coffee |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's the same with the restaurants too |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All they talk about is "Taverna!" |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Taverna this and Taverna that |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I used to go to Boston Pizza all the time |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | until they closed it down |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Every Thursday night you could get half price wings |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And those little bread sticks |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | With the cheese on the inside |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | At Taverna, do you know what they give you to dip in your fondue? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Truffled potatoes! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And if that wasn't bad enough |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | they give you little pieces of Apple |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and Pear |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | These days I have to drive all the way to Madelyn's Diner |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | just to get an ordinary meal |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but even they've started changing their menu too |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You used to be able to trust the butter tarts |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now they keep adding different flavours |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright, Doris. We can move to Sebringville. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why does Stratford even need those old buildings? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Why can't we have new ones? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Like in Milton |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | or those new subdivisions in Brampton |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You'd never have to worry about sweeping up leaves in the backyard there |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And you wouldn't have to buy leaf bags at Canadian Tire every year |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You'd save a fortune |
