| 00:00 - 00:05 | so i text trooper and tell him to bring his ass for a game |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | his says "gimi 10 just talking to the missis" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | so i tell him to neck him self |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | fucking virgin always on the phone to his missis |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | can you fucking believe it |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | the virgin dog |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | virgin |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | his dick must be so small |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | so small |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | anyways we get on dota and we find a quick game |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | so we are in the picking phase and troopers silent as always |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | this is when i knew we shouldnt have invited him |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | the cock sucker |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | last picks tiny pos 5 |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | the dumb cunt |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | picks pos 5 tiny |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | not again |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | please please |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | but i guess its better then his shitty pugna |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | this fucking idiot i swear why does he do this to us |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | so the game starts |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | and we go for first blood |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | he says lets do it boys |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | and we think he has something up his sleaves |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | so fuck it we followed |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | the dumb cunt gets arrowed straight away |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | under vision |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | the dumb cunt |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | so we said fuck trooper let him die |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | fuck |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | he then buys back |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | the idiot |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | only to come to lane and die |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | at this stage me and the boys didnt know what to do |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | can you believe it after all this his still comparing himself to topson |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | are you srs ? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | yeh the dumb cunt |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | topson ? |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | more like dropson |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | i wish i didnt call him |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | what about the next game ? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | so we end up losing the game and we que for the next |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | at this stage he keeps saying he was warming up |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | fucking dumb cunt |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | warm up your brain |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | the noob |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | i left the second game when he picked pugna |
