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| 00:17 - 00:19 | Enough about Tom Perez |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just bring me Chris Matthew's now |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | President Sanders |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Matthews |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Matthews has disappeared |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There was no Hardball today |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want you to bring me Neera, Joy and Chuck |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He has a date in Central Park! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A date with the Bro-troops! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I will unleash Twitter-Stapo on them all! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | There will be no JOY this AM! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Todd will meet the firing squad! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'll show them what "Hardballs" really are! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now let's get to work on giving everyone good healthcare! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now let's get to work on giving everyone good healthcare! |
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