00:00 - 00:03 | Everybody, quickly, gather round |
00:04 - 00:05 | We have an urgent situation |
00:05 - 00:07 | Intelligence reports that a lad from |
00:08 - 00:12 | Penrith called "Russ" has ordered |
00:12 - 00:15 | A selector shaft seal For an Audi R8 |
00:17 - 00:19 | Just make sure he |
00:19 - 00:21 | Doesn't eat in the car |
00:24 - 00:26 | Boss |
00:27 - 00:28 | Russ was |
00:31 - 00:33 | On Facebook Eating in the Audi |
00:34 - 00:36 | He was eating KFC |
00:53 - 00:58 | I swear somebody is going to the chamber for this |
01:13 - 01:15 | He was eating KFC! |
01:15 - 01:17 | He was eating fucking KFC! |
01:18 - 01:23 | How the fuck does a cunt from Penrith? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Earn enough money to buy an Audi R8? |
01:29 - 01:31 | I mean, it's bad enough we let |
01:31 - 01:34 | Rich Aussies buy our flagship |
01:34 - 01:37 | German sports car |
01:37 - 01:40 | But this cunt is from Penrith |
01:40 - 01:42 | We will delay his parts for 3 weeks |
01:42 - 01:46 | He'll still sit in it |
01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, he still hasn't driven it |
01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a fuck |
01:53 - 01:54 | How did this happen? |
01:56 - 01:57 | The cunt should be driving |
01:57 - 02:00 | A fucking 10 year old Commie |
02:00 - 02:03 | With 20's if he is really Ballin' |
02:04 - 02:08 | I mean, he's not even Asian |
02:08 - 02:13 | And he never drives 20 K's under the speed limit |
02:14 - 02:16 | And if he was a Dentist or a Hair Dresser |
02:17 - 02:21 | We could sell him a second hand Ferrari |
02:27 - 02:29 | Can we convince him |
02:30 - 02:34 | To at least buy a Skyline? |
02:34 - 02:36 | An R35 |
02:41 - 02:42 | We'll tell him they are faster |
02:43 - 02:47 | Around the Nurburgring and $20K cheaper |
02:48 - 02:53 | Or if he really want's a German car |
02:54 - 02:56 | Persuade him to buy |
02:56 - 02:59 | A Porsche Boxter |
03:00 - 03:02 | At least it won't smell like chicken |
03:04 - 03:07 | Russ is so swag |
03:14 - 03:16 | Ok, somebody get Russ on the blower |
03:19 - 03:23 | I'll speak to him, If he really |
03:25 - 03:26 | Is "the maddest cunt" |
03:31 - 03:33 | We'll let him have it |
03:40 - 03:46 | We are just going to |
03:46 - 03:49 | Have to admit it |
03:53 - 03:56 | The cunt is cool |