| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we kick off the tour at Woy Woy Leagues |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Then Central Coast Leagues |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Up to Wyong Leagues |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Lunch time Seniors show at The Entrance |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And end with a bang at the Doylo |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And we've locked in Peterson? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The Worlds Most Handsome Man. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ian Peterson |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ian Peterson has refused to sign |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He is not returning our calls. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I was afraid this day would come. Anybody who wants to keep their testicles better leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You fucking ass hats! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Are you idiots insane! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Our whole ad campaign revolves around Manpower featuring Ian Peterson |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The World's Most Handsome Man! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And you're telling me he isn't available? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I don't want any bullshit excuses either! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We need to sort this clusterfuck out now! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We have sold tickets based on the fact he is appearing! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer he is not even all that Handsome.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you eyes painted on! He is a fucking Adonis! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer people say he is washed up. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What utter bullshit. He is the Man by which all other Men are judged! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | If he was Greek |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | His name would be Ianis God of Manliness |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And they would erect a giant statue |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and Virgins would be sacrificed at his feet! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | There would be a pile of Panties 10 feet high at the base |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That not even the great pole vaulter Tatiana Grigorieva could jump over! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm fucking peaking right now! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Just think of all the disappointed horny Sheilas on the Central Coast when this gets out. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I know who is behind this. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Those Sons of Bitches at Chippendales |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | With promises of bright lights |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And loose Women |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How in Gods name are we supposed to hit on chicks now? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He ended up with all the 10's but there were plenty of 6's and 7's for us. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And now all that has gone |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Be lucky to get a 2 now this has happened |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | When I think of what could have been! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's Ok Anna I think you're a 7 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Who are we to deny this opportunity? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The World's Most Handsome Man deserves this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We don't own him |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He has outgrown us |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I bet those Yank chicks will lose their minds, and their panties |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Who could deny them that experience |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm not that big a Monster |
