| 00:00 - 00:05 | Last night my wife calls me, "Honey, listen! I have a great idea!" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are going to do something really fun... |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I was sick with the flu all weekend, just sitting in bed |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I'm thinking maybe we're going out for dinner or something like that. I say "what is it?" |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | "We're going to pay for your mom to come visit us" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Pay for it |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Pay for it |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I don't even want to see her, let alone pay for it |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Pay for it |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | She must be crazy. I don't know why she thinks I would want to pay for my mom to come visit us |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | We barely even speak, just happy birthdays... |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And then she comes in and says, "All expenses paid trip for your mom" |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | All expenses... |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | All expenses paid to visit us |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I thought this must be some kind of joke! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | I said are you serious babe! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Pay for it |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I said that's a nice idea.. |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | But let's see if she even picks up the phone fir+st! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Can you believe she said that? All expenses paid to come visit! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | My mom.. all expenses paid... |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Where does she come up with this? Crazy. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But seriously.. it was a nice sentiment... |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | And I haven't seen my mom in a long time |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | So it would be nice for her to come visit... |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | As long as she pays us for the hassle |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | "All expenses paid?" |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Are you crazy? |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I'm not letting her in the house for less than $500 |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | "All expenses paid" |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | My mom... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | My mom? |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I can think of a lot better ways.. |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | To blow through my hard earned money than THAT. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Like, you know, going to Atlantic city, or South Padre island.. Always wanted to go there.. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Not your mom? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Not my mom. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | You should of seen my face when she said it |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I almost lost it |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | How are you going to call my mom visiting fun.. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Yeah, why did she say that? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I'm not sure.. Maybe she thought it would be fun for her to watch.. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | I mean, what would we even talk about? We have nothing in common. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Just crazy... |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | We would just stare at each other... |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Is that really what she wants? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I am so glad I shot this thing down right out the gate |
