| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fuhrer, I have some bad news... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In the Olympiastadia, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Bayern Munich has lost to Dortmund. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | However, they came back and beat Fortuna, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And won against Shalke 3 - 0. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I think we should bribe Dortmund, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | But In fact never actually pay them. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I think, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I think that's a terrible idea... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Dortmund does not give idle threats |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who are fond of Dortmund, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How dare they humiliate Bayern! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This will not happen again! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I will surrender our forces |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | if Bayern doesn't win their next game! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Bayern will succeed! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And I will win the war! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This I promise to you. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And, no, I don't need help getting up. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I never implied such a thing, Fuhrer. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't you lie to me whippersnapper! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fuhrer, please, I didn't mean anything by it. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I will crush you for it, just like I will crush Dortmund! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Just like I crushed Yo Mama! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You should be ashamed |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Yes, you should be soooo ashamed |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Don't go crying to Yo Mama, take it like a man. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But you're no man, you're a baby. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | A baby who can't even control his botty! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why am I surrounded by incompetent fools! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Yes, you idiot! You're the incompetent fools! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Okay, I'm calm. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But you should never, NEVER argue with me again! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I am already on my last threads. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Remember |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If you ever do anything bad again, I will smack your bottom, Hard. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You had better not make Herr Hitler sad. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But if I catch you doing anything |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I will be sad. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And you Don't want that, you nincompoops! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's talking about your husband, it's okay. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I thought a council would help me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But the only thing they're good for is spanking. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fat kiddo, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You are obese AF |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | So stop eating leftover orgy's, and fast. Become Thin kiddo. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If you don't, I will bully you forever. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That was great. |
