| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have to talk about 30 miles... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There are repeaters here... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | also here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | These are like 5 to 10 miles away so sometimes we can hit them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but farther than that isn't working. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Steiner's getting new radios. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Radios that will do simplex. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner only bought Baofeng radios for us. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | These radios Steiner bought are shit. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Generals Braun, Keitel, Yodel, Krebbs. you stay, everyone else out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Repeaters don't do it! I want simplex... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | SIMPLEX damn you! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why can't these Chinese radios do that? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Did Steiner have a secretary buy crap from China? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's okay, you didnt know. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I want a Yaesu or maybe an Icom |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Something that can talk more than 2 freaking miles. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Something that isn't all noise and bad audio quality. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, these radios are a great bargain |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bargain?! You dumb ass I can't talk to anyone!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, we can still use the repeaters. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You guys are all idiots...I hate repeaters! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SIMPLEX!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Let me break this down for you... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I want to talk to people on a simplex channel.. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Not with the whole damn world listening. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It's a pretty freakin simple thing |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | but all you idiots do is buy $25 dollar radios and tell me "use the repeater boss". |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's all Chinese crap! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This Chinese crap is all an insidious plan by that asshole Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I want is to talk 30 miles simplex |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm a simple man...I just want to have a decent radio. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | One that sounds strong and clear. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Other guys are talking... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All over the effing world on digital radio |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And I sit here and stare at this paperweight that can't reach more than a few miles. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Because you idiots decided to save $100. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Because you left the job to a secretary surfing Amazon. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Freakin AMAZON?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok he might think it was the other girl. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Someone here is culpable. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | One of you is going to pay for this but who? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | My aide? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Screw it...I'll do it myself. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm going to buy a quality radio myself...real professional grade. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That new Yaesu 991a maybe. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | No more crap. |
