| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Democrats have begun impeachment proceedings |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 58% of the country wants it |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Pelosi pierced our bullshit here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | forcing us to deploy our Jacob Wohl Hitlerjugend as diversion |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Adam Schiff is making fun of you during hearings |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fine we still have McConnell |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He will cup my balls if I tell him to |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Trump |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The legislature... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Republicans are openly supporting impeachment |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And McConnell threw you under the bus |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want all the non-pipe-hitters in this room, all the bitch-ass Republicans who don't commit crimes, to leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW DARE THAT LITTLE TURTLE BITCH |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HE HAS AN 18% APPROVAL RATING |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | FUCKING 18% I MADE THAT LITTLE PUNK |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oleg Deripaska didn't give a fuck about him |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Then McConnell fudges sanctions |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | so Deripaska can build a factory in Kentucky |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THAT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED WITHOUT ME |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THOSE RUBES WOULD STILL BE TRYING TO KEEP COAL MINING JOBS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr Trump, Mattis also called you a bitch |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK THAT CRAYON-EATING YANKEE! I WORK FOR PUTIN, NOT HIM! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Trump, so did General Votel |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THIS IS WHY I FIRED SESSIONS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU GOP CHUMPS DON'T GET IT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I talk with Hannity every night |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'm the best thing to ever happen to Fox News |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | All I have to do is tweet, all the Russian bots retweet me |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I can make their own voters hate them, GOP bitches ain't shit to me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That's the entire point of a cult of personality you utter morons |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have all your Republican nuts in my hand like this |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I've fucked you all so hard you're apologists for the country of fucking Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'll write a tell-all book from jail |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It'll fuck you all, I'll name names and you'll all go down on RICO |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | because you're such stupid motherfuckers |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't leave office |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You dumbasses took pictures with Lev Parnas literally holding a money bag |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm already going to get sued by every goddamn jurisdiction in the country on day ONE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Morons like Mulvaney are out here on TV |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | copping to impeachable offenses on live TV, and then Giuliani |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's like only the dumb Republicans are left! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't know that Fox News doesn't work for him |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm fucked, you've all fucked me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My daddy can't come bail out my casino again, you've fucked me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm a meme president |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You idiots elected a fucking meme to be POTUS |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I've lied more than 13,000 times over the course of my term |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | There's no going back for me I'm fucked now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Putin's gonna fucking kill me |
